🛠️ Thaumaturgic Seal of Oxydivine Repulsion 🛠️
Stick this mystical seal on your classic car (preferably a 2CV), and observe in amazement the effect of the techno-gnostic magic of molecular stabilization .
Inspired by ancient tantric maintenance grimoires and the sacred chants of the gods of Invisible Mechanics™, this seal symbolically repels rust , restores surface authority, and improves the mood of tinkerers.
🌀 Expected effects:
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Reduction of ambient corrosion by reverse placebo effect
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27% reduction in insults uttered during repairs (clinical tests in 2CV, validated by the IPCC of workshops)
🪬 Activation ritual (optional):
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Tap the rusted surface 3 times with a 12 wrench.
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Recite the secret mantra: “Stoppa Ferrugo, Oxydatio Nocturna Dispara” .
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Do not blink for 7 seconds (otherwise, start again).
10 cm X 7 cm sticker that will bring a beautiful mystical touch to your classic car.